Well, after talking about it, we decided on bratwurst instead of brined pork chops (thanks @FritzIam4IU)...
You can't find a butcher shop around here that sells them (don't have room with all the varieties of smoked sausages, chorizo, andouille, and boudin I guess) so Kirkland Brats will have to do...
Did make up a batch of my pickled hot and sweet onions to dress them with...