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  3. Comic relief

    in Colonial Crester's Corner

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    1 hour ago, SawatchHoosier said:

    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

    "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

    He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

    Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

    She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

    The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:

    Are - my - test - results - back?"

    The hair dresser had a new client older kind of weird gentleman. As she was cutting his hair she noticed hand motions under the apron going back and forth. Thinking this pervert isn’t getting away with it she clobbered him with the hair dryer!!

    When the police got there they asked the man what happened? He said well I was cleaning my glasses…….🤓 

    • Haha 4

  11. NIL, the AD, and where does the line get drawn (Hoosier Hysterics)

    in General Basketball Discussion

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    1 minute ago, 13th&Jackson said:

    FedEx has announced a massive $25 million name, image and likeness investment in Memphis athletics that will fund $5 million in NIL contracts over each of the next five years in key sports while promoting the company. The deal is believed to be the biggest corporate NIL partnership of its type in college athletics. 

    https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/fedex-to-fund-25-million-for-memphis-nil-in-whats-believed-to-be-largest-corporate-partnership-with-athletes/

    I read that and I was like 5mil? That’s like two football players and a basketball player to be named later?🤷‍♂️

  12. 2025 SG Braylon Mullins

    in Basketball Recruiting

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    6 minutes ago, Zlinedavid said:

    This is IU basketball.  I'm surprised we're not nitpicking what the coaches are wearing to visits.

    It’s the recruits perception. Like ‘what I’m not good enough you can’t spend some jack to fly?’ Or maybe I’m waiting for this one ‘I’m not good enough for a trip on my own you had to bundle?’

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