I did not know that I was just allowed to announce that I would be playing basketball for IU without a scholarship offer (or in my case contact with the coach or any perceptible talent for that matter).
Here goes: I would like to announce that I will be playing basketball for Indiana University!
Coach Miller: feel free to contact me at anytime. I expect to start and have the offense built around me. This will require some serious coaching, because I am slow, not tall, can't jump or shoot and have hardly played basketball in over 20 years 😉!