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Is there not a more specific medical term available than 'lower body injury'?

Doctor - "You have a lower body injury"

Me - "Am I going to live or die"

Doctor - "Most lower body injuries are non-fatal, though there was this guy who lived in Gnaw Bone that got caught up in a wood-chipper"

Me - "What is the recovery time, assuming I live"

Doctor - "Lower body injuries can be tricky.  Let you employer know it should be somewhere between 2 days or 27 years before you can return to work"

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6 minutes ago, 5fouls said:

Is there not a more specific medical term available than 'lower body injury'?

Doctor - "You have a lower body injury"

Me - "Am I going to live or die"

Doctor - "Most lower body injuries are non-fatal, though there was this guy who lived in Gnaw Bone that got caught up in a wood-chipper"

Me - "What is the recovery time, assuming I live"

Doctor - "Lower body injuries can be tricky.  Let you employer know it should be somewhere between 2 days or 27 years before you can return to work"

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Damn you! 😉

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14 hours ago, Inequality said:

Making fun of a legendary half of fame coach that laid the foundation for the brand to be what it is today. Never mind the program tanking since his departure. Brilliant humor. Smh

Thank you, I do have a brilliant sense of humor. 

You may have missed who was being made fun of though, if you thought it was at Bob Knight. 

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