IUFLA Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 4 hours ago, Zlinedavid said: That's actually the joke. It goes: " 'You miss 100%of the shots you don't take' - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott Ah-ha! Well, I've never watched "The Office" so I had to look it up... I might have to look at an episode or two... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiz10 Posted January 5, 2020 Report Share Posted January 5, 2020 "I dont want to believe, I want to know." - Carl Sagan "A willingness to believe anything without evidence, and cling to that belief, is humanity's greatest liability" - Andrew Seidel "A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in." - Greek Proverb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btownqb Posted January 5, 2020 Report Share Posted January 5, 2020 Nobody cares, work harder. Good enough never is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zlinedavid Posted January 6, 2020 Report Share Posted January 6, 2020 Better to sweat in training than bleed in battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IUFLA Posted February 5, 2020 Report Share Posted February 5, 2020 Al Oliver: "There's no such thing as bragging. You're either lying or telling the truth." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drroogh Posted February 5, 2020 Report Share Posted February 5, 2020 There are over 300 people in this building who are getting paid to come up with ways to mess up your day! co-worker just this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrflynn03 Posted February 5, 2020 Report Share Posted February 5, 2020 The most important thing I learned after 20 yrs in the army....never volunteer for anything. -my grandpa 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jv1972iu Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 "What the river says, that is what I say." William Stafford Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rico Posted February 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 "Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it is more like a jar or jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow."---unknown author 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seeking6 Posted February 10, 2020 Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 "These are the times that try men's souls" from Thomas Paine seems fitting. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billingsley99 Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 I have to credit the old man next to me at the urinal for this one. "You officially know you are old when you piss in Morse code and it takes 10 minutes to send the message" 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drroogh Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 My co-worker this morning was complaining about some of our Directors ridiculous demands about wanting a solution that works for all of the several generations of controls dating back over decades. Me " kind of like wanting a Corvette you can take off-roading" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drroogh Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 7 hours ago, Billingsley99 said: I have to credit the old man next to me at the urinal for this one. "You officially know you are old when you piss in Morse code and it takes 10 minutes to send the message" Love that one! I'm going to use it! I've been telling my kids and Pharmacists for awhile, "You know you're old when it takes you longer to pack your meds than your clothes" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drroogh Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 I’m feeling like a 12 armed Octopus me just now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Hoopsier Posted March 1, 2020 Report Share Posted March 1, 2020 Never Trust anything that can bleed for 7 days and not die. It will own you and you will be happy about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IUFLA Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 Two from my Dad... On a dishonest person: "he'd rather climb a tree and tell a lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth." On work: "the world doesn't want to hear about the labor pains, they just want to see the baby." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrflynn03 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 Probably going to check out for awhile because I have a tendency to post dumb shit but will leave you with this.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Hoopsier Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 "You can't Roller skate in a Buffalo herd, but you can be happy if you've a mind too". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrflynn03 Posted February 25, 2023 Report Share Posted February 25, 2023 Topic resurrection from the deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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