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2 hours ago, IUFLA said:

I saw citations that it was his quote...also saw some for Michael Jordan too...

When in doubt, I go with the hockey player...

That's actually the joke. It goes:

" 'You miss 100%of the shots you don't take' - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott

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4 hours ago, Zlinedavid said:

That's actually the joke. It goes:

" 'You miss 100%of the shots you don't take' - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott

Ah-ha! Well, I've never watched "The Office" so I had to look it up...

I might have to look at an episode or two...

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"I dont want to believe, I want to know." - Carl Sagan

"A willingness to believe anything without evidence, and cling to that belief, is humanity's greatest liability" - Andrew Seidel

"A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in." - Greek Proverb

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There are over 300 people in this building who are getting paid to come up with ways to mess up your day! 

co-worker just this morning 

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"Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it is more like a jar or jalapenos.  What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow."---unknown author

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I have to credit the old man next to me at the urinal for this one.

 

"You officially know you are old when you piss in Morse code and it takes 10 minutes to send the message"

 

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My co-worker this morning was complaining about some of our Directors ridiculous demands about wanting a solution that works for all of the several generations of controls dating back over decades. 

Me " kind of like wanting a Corvette you can take off-roading"

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7 hours ago, Billingsley99 said:

I have to credit the old man next to me at the urinal for this one.

 

"You officially know you are old when you piss in Morse code and it takes 10 minutes to send the message"

 

Love that one! I'm going to use it!

I've been telling my kids and Pharmacists for awhile, "You know you're old when it takes  you longer to pack your meds than your clothes"

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