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Almost became a stupid criminal myself today!

Went through a drive through for dinner tonight. She called me “sweetheart “ through the speaker and then “honey “ as I paid.

Restraint is a good thing 😛

She was less than half my age, was missing at least 3 front lower teeth, and had a huge hickey on her neck. Fortunately, I am a happily married man just about to celebrate my 41st anniversary !

Be still my heart 🤪🤪🤪🤪

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https://www.wane.com/news/crime/5-gang-members-arrested-for-murder-after-man-killed-in-shootout-in-southern-indiana/

Okay, the guy wore gang patches, and wasn't part of the gang. So let's go and kill the sucker.

As a once-famous cartoon rabbit used to say, "What a bunch of maroons."

On a related note, I know there are quite a few Southern Indiana posters on here. If I see that you have abruptly stopped posting, I can only surmise you are one of the good folks pictured in the article.

Not sayin', just sayin'... @5fouls @FKIM01@Madison22etc, etc.

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9 minutes ago, Steubenhoosier said:

https://www.wane.com/news/crime/5-gang-members-arrested-for-murder-after-man-killed-in-shootout-in-southern-indiana/

Okay, the guy wore gang patches, and wasn't part of the gang. So let's go and kill the sucker.

As a once-famous cartoon rabbit used to say, "What a bunch of maroons."

On a related note, I know there are quite a few Southern Indiana posters on here. If I see that you have abruptly stopped posting, I can only surmise you are one of the good folks pictured in the article.

Not sayin', just sayin'... @5fouls @FKIM01@Madison22etc, etc.

Let me put your mind at ease.  :coffee:

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7 hours ago, Steubenhoosier said:

https://www.wane.com/news/crime/5-gang-members-arrested-for-murder-after-man-killed-in-shootout-in-southern-indiana/

Okay, the guy wore gang patches, and wasn't part of the gang. So let's go and kill the sucker.

As a once-famous cartoon rabbit used to say, "What a bunch of maroons."

On a related note, I know there are quite a few Southern Indiana posters on here. If I see that you have abruptly stopped posting, I can only surmise you are one of the good folks pictured in the article.

Not sayin', just sayin'... @5fouls @FKIM01@Madison22etc, etc.

"In the mornin' you go gunnin' for the man who stole your water and you fire 'til he is done in, but they catch you at the border."

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8 hours ago, Steubenhoosier said:

https://www.wane.com/news/crime/5-gang-members-arrested-for-murder-after-man-killed-in-shootout-in-southern-indiana/

Okay, the guy wore gang patches, and wasn't part of the gang. So let's go and kill the sucker.

As a once-famous cartoon rabbit used to say, "What a bunch of maroons."

On a related note, I know there are quite a few Southern Indiana posters on here. If I see that you have abruptly stopped posting, I can only surmise you are one of the good folks pictured in the article.

Not sayin', just sayin'... @5fouls @FKIM01@Madison22etc, etc.

Present as well.  The only motorcycle gang I belong to is the Dairy Queen Gang.

As an aside...if I'm reading that right, the intended victim shot and killed one of the attackers.  If so, good for him.

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6 hours ago, IUFLA said:

Using the laser sight on a gun to amp up the cat?

Then the boyfriend gets shot in the thigh? 

What exactly was she trying to get the cat to catch? 😯

These write themselves...

The woman, who a witness said had been drinking, picked up the handgun

authorities said he was facing charges for violating bond conditions that prevented him from having a weapon

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On 6/4/2021 at 7:08 PM, Steubenhoosier said:

Almost became a stupid criminal myself today!

Went through a drive through for dinner tonight. She called me “sweetheart “ through the speaker and then “honey “ as I paid.

Restraint is a good thing 😛

She was less than half my age, was missing at least 3 front lower teeth, and had a huge hickey on her neck. Fortunately, I am a happily married man just about to celebrate my 41st anniversary !

Be still my heart 🤪🤪🤪🤪

So you're saying there was a chance... 

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1 hour ago, dgambill said:

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“Hey guys, we’re conservative Trump supporters and totally not feds. Do ‘ya know where we can purchase some illegal narcotics and plan an insurrection against LGBTQ people of color?”

 

Any criminal that believe these guys would also qualify lol.

Good job blending in, guys! 😂

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5 hours ago, dgambill said:

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“Hey guys, we’re conservative Trump supporters and totally not feds. Do ‘ya know where we can purchase some illegal narcotics and plan an insurrection against LGBTQ people of color?”

 

Any criminal that believe these guys would also qualify lol.

Surprised this didn’t happen 

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2017/11/15/Undercover-Detroit-police-attempt-to-arrest-each-other-in-embarassing-drug-bust/8361510804710/

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Don't know about you guys, but, to me, this one has a ring of truth to it.  I mean the dude was conspiring with Bigfoot.  You have to get ahead of a situation like that.  

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/oklahoma-man-says-bigfoot-made-him-kill-his-fishing-partner-police-say/ar-AAZtNqV

“So, his statement was that Mr. Knighten had summoned ‘Bigfoot’ to come and kill him, and that’s why he had to kill Mr. Knighten,” Christian told local reporters.

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6 minutes ago, 5fouls said:

Don't know about you guys, but, to me, this one has a ring of truth to it.  I mean the dude was conspiring with Bigfoot.  You have to get ahead of a situation like that.  

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/oklahoma-man-says-bigfoot-made-him-kill-his-fishing-partner-police-say/ar-AAZtNqV

“So, his statement was that Mr. Knighten had summoned ‘Bigfoot’ to come and kill him, and that’s why he had to kill Mr. Knighten,” Christian told local reporters.

Where the heck would Bigfoot hide in Oklahoma? That place is about as flat and barren as they come...

 

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49 minutes ago, 5fouls said:

Don't know about you guys, but, to me, this one has a ring of truth to it.  I mean the dude was conspiring with Bigfoot.  You have to get ahead of a situation like that.  

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/oklahoma-man-says-bigfoot-made-him-kill-his-fishing-partner-police-say/ar-AAZtNqV

“So, his statement was that Mr. Knighten had summoned ‘Bigfoot’ to come and kill him, and that’s why he had to kill Mr. Knighten,” Christian told local reporters.

My opinion is that anyone that noodles for catfish doesn't have both oars in the water.

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