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65 year old man goes to his Dr for a physical and blood work. Doc tells him, "You're in fair shape for a man your age". Guy is a little concerned with Doc's comment and asks: "Will I make it to 8

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"Roll, roll, roll your joint.

Twist it on the end.

Light it up, take a puff.

Pass it to a friend."

                                      ---Bill Shakespeare(circa 1580)

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8 hours ago, NotIThatLives said:

Help me out.  What's funny about this?

Say it like a stereotypical Italian chef:

I’ll never make-a diss (this) record. 

...just takes a while to click on. Like the joke: what did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt. 

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4 minutes ago, Billingsley99 said:

Where does the 1 legged waitress work?

 

 

IHOP

What is the waitresses name?

 

Ilene 

On way to pick up some IHOP reminded me of that old joke 

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