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1 hour ago, rico said:

I have a confession to make.  Growing up, my favorite magazine wasn't really "Playboy."  It was this...

 

 

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I didn't get much mail growing up but I can say in no short order....SI, Ranger Rick, HBO, and TV Guide in that order was pure 1984 gold. Could map the entire week.

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5 minutes ago, Seeking6 said:

I didn't get much mail growing up but I can say in no short order....SI, Ranger Rick, HBO, and TV Guide in that order was pure 1984 gold. Could map the entire week.

5 magazines came to folks place when I was growing up...TV Guide, Sport, The Sporting News, Reader's Digest, and Better Homes & Gardens.

Dad got SI at work along with several other farming mags that the brought home.

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6 minutes ago, rico said:

5 magazines came to folks place when I was growing up...TV Guide, Sport, The Sporting News, Reader's Digest, and Better Homes & Gardens.

Dad got SI at work along with several other farming mags that the brought home.

Funny stuff on BHG. Same....it just didn't map out my 11 year old week. That one and I think it was Country Living. 

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7 minutes ago, Billingsley99 said:

Finally. This is needed around any and all drivers from Ohio. Anytime I come upon a vehicle in left lane with Ohio plates I just go ahead and pass on the right. I know that no matter what they are not getting out of the left lane

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I'm borrowing that one for Texans...

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An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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7 hours ago, rico said:

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

True story:

I go to Cafe Express with some colleagues. 

Table next to us: 3 guys and a blond girl.

The blond, with a confused expression, vigorously shakes the pepper shaker over her burger several times. She stops, looks at it, and shakes it again. Nothing happens.

The guy next to her, looking bemused, takes it from her, and then, you know, twists the top so the pepper comes out.

Everyone at my table bursts out laughing.

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