Steubenhoosier Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IUFLA Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 I know this thread is more for memes and jokes, but this drunk anchor lady is big time entertainment. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rico Posted July 16, 2022 Report Share Posted July 16, 2022 38 minutes ago, Steubenhoosier said: What does Fig. 2 show? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IUFLA Posted July 16, 2022 Report Share Posted July 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, rico said: What does Fig. 2 show? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDB Posted July 16, 2022 Report Share Posted July 16, 2022 4 hours ago, rico said: What does Fig. 2 show? A bidet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbmhoosier Posted July 16, 2022 Report Share Posted July 16, 2022 So true. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Billingsley99 Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 4 minutes ago, Steubenhoosier said: I hate to say it but I think my 26 year old daughter would answer the same way!! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Joe_Hoopsier Posted August 1, 2022 Report Share Posted August 1, 2022 Old man life hack #83. Replace those hard arm rest on your couch that are too tall anyway, with the stuffing out of a "My Pillow". It will make many nights of your married life much more enjoyable! You will thank me sooner than later. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billingsley99 Posted August 4, 2022 Report Share Posted August 4, 2022 Learn something new everyday. I had no idea that people from Kentucky don't drink Kool aid. None of them could figure out how to get 2 quarts of water in that little pouch. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5fouls Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 The following letter was sent to a bank manager by an 86 year-old woman after her check bounced, and he thought it was so funny that he sent it to the New York Times to publish. Here’s the full letter: “Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, 3 nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only 8 years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally answer your telephone calls and letters, — when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become. From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan repayments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by check, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate. Be aware that it is an OFFENSE under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Notary Public, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof. In due course, at MY convenience, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modeled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Let me level the playing field even further. When you call me, press buttons as follows: IMMEDIATELY AFTER DIALING, PRESS THE STAR (*) BUTTON FOR ENGLISH 1. To make an appointment to see me #2. To query a missing payment. #3. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there. #4 To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping. #5. To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature. #6. To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home. #7. To leave a message on my computer, a password to access my computer is required. Password will be communicated to you at a later date to that Authorized Contact mentioned earlier. #8. To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through #9. To make a general complaint or inquiry. The contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service. #10. This is a second reminder to press* for English. While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call. Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement. May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous New Year? Your Humble Client And remember: Don’t make old people mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to piss us off.” 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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