We gave him what he thought were binoculars and a recon mission, but it was actually a View-Master. He is probably out in the bushes somewhere enjoying some scenic images of the Grand Canyon.
I prefer one NBA thread and I prefer it be on the basketball page. So do my 9 exes and my 4 girlfriends. That's 14 votes right there.
Seriously, it makes no sense to talk about Victor Oladipo in one thread and Myles Turner in a different one.