SawatchHoosier

To the Upstairs Pub with @Indykev

Chris Paul gonna blindly throw it up somewhere near the basket cause Wembanyama is around.

You left Devonte Green off this list.

Since he no longer wants to be a Hoosier I no longer give Acuff.

As of now he's going to play with Thomas Bryant.

Purdue boosters when it comes time to pony up NIL money.

I agree and if the 1 and 2 seeds are playing teams that have played at least one game in the tournament prior to their game you could argue the higher seed is placed at a slight disadvantage. Especially if the higher seed hasn’t played in 7 days.

That’s what my wife is gonna say when she gives birth in August.

Hurley should walk up to the UConn President and play this

Hurley going to the NBA to begin his fight with Edey.

Yeah but the Morehead jokes were pretty funny last season.

AKA James Harden playoff mode.

It's true that Knicks fans won't cry about anything. They live with such high levels of apathy and self pity that they've resigned themselves to James Dolan for over a decade. Cheers

Just took my daily and it felt like I ate Taco Bell last night. Does this count?

The town I live in is so small we don't have a Taco Bell. The nearest Taco Bell is 2 hours from where I live. I'd probably Taco Bell if I had one near me.

My wife vehemently disagrees. She says "you can never have too much Wood."

I never thought someone would use Kyle Hornsby to make me feel old but here I am.

Who knows but I’m excited at least for next year.

Reminds me of a joke I told in the comic relief thread. First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid."

Unfortunately he went to the Purdue School of Theatre and Drama and never had a chance to make it at the next level

Since we're on the topic of Old Country Buffet. Here's a video of what Zach Edey would watch if he was under 7 feet tall.

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: Are - my - test - results - back?"

Gillis will have to learn how to flop and cry like a petulant child in order to play big minutes at Duke.

This dude can hit five pointers. Give him a dump truck of money...