Joe_Hoopsier

No shoes…

I’ve had a set of parents floating by with 7, the last week. I just noticed that there’s only 3. I’m hoping that’s it’s a different family….

Quick, someone make a 2024 portal banner!!! (this is a joke and only a joke, had I been serious I’d be a PUke fan).

I'm gonna brag on myself a bit. I once put on my drywall stilts and climbed a 14' ladder to finish this one small spot at the top of a super tall ceiling.....

I've been telling you all for 2 months, that we are going to be the deeepest off season team EVER !!

Buuuut, y’all will miss me posting here… 😜

Guess what, I’m actually in Medical Devices and you are Spot on!!! Now that you have a test method to prove the idiot, repeat it 3 times, with 3 different idiots with a random sampling plan to make sure an idiot didn’t make the test method. #screamsoutloud

If the Rapture happens and prevents me from seeing our F4 run next year, I’ma gonna be pissed!!

DUDE !! Up until 3 yrs ago, our offices in Tucson were kinda close to down town'ish. I'd have customers in, go to $300-$400 lunches for 3-5 of us. 3 yrs ago we moved out by the airport, and their aint' SQUAT out there to eat but food trucks, with picnic tables outside under the Palo Verda trees. Paper plates and off label mexican soda pop in the 16 oz glass bottles like I was back in 1978. Sonoran hot dogs and mini tacos... FROM A EFFING TRUCK..Outside, on a picnic table under a shedding Palo Verda tree..while in a suit coat and tye. That is always the first 2 things mentioned of what the customer loved about the visit. $23.50 for 4 ppl. I'm going back to bib overalls when I visit my Boston Customers.

My people misspell osha. Long story (attempted to be) shorter. 3 months ago I had a customer in to run sample parts, they brought a "chemical" that they used in their home made initial R&D trials. .... Like 20cc's of it. We needed to dip a q tip 15-20 times. In, out no one knew anything. Well I sold them a round 2 of testing... Outside of my view, my engineer ran up to "EHS command" a request, per our proticals.. Properly.. about them bringing in this chemical AGAIN (the little fvcker knew it would cause problems, it's just what he does) which he was a willing participant of the first time.... Anyway, his request for permission, caused a total effing melt down in EHS. They read 3 lines of the MSDS, which is a totally useless document and devastating in the hands of IGNORANT anti production EHS people who have no idea what it means. anyway.. and they see the word FATAL if inhaled.... Now an MSDS is a tool for HazMat response teams and fire departments dealing with 10,000 gallon , New Palistine Ohio issues, NOT 20cc of lighter fluid. I'm about to lose a 1/4 million $ sale for STOOOOOPID people. I throw a shit hemorage fit. Local EHS calls my "bluff".. Game on MF'r. (ohhh they totally effed up calling me out !!!) I get corporate EHS involved, they dig into the PEL and TWA OSHA level, who allow 400 PPM, 8 hrs exposure (TWA, 500 ppm PEL 4 hrs) per work day, every day for 80 yrs.... Corp looks it over... "this is in the same class that I start my Charcoal gril with every night...." .. YEP, I say, But local saw the word FATAL....... IF YOU DRINK 55 gallons in one night... Corp will give him a raise, and I am free to have my customer come, totally unencumbered. Ain't like grand... and I lost 2 efing days of planning a mass bombing... (mostly kidding on that last part, it was going to be a very localized explosion!). Room 201... to be exact....

If ballo will pass out. Force Mr to also. And the lane is clogged, where did those clogging hairballs come from? Maybe, possibly, … from the back line?, outside defenders who now are n”clogging” the lane, are not defending shooters! Clogging the lane, is a good thing, if the front lane passes and we take back court shots. if opponents don’t “clog the lane”, MR, Mtaco, Ballo eat all day every day.

With that being said, I am so thankful that I am short, white, fat, alcoholic, can’t jump, alcholic with no skill womanizer (but they’re easy) alcoholic.. With today’s money, my brain and mouth… I’d die happily Rich, stuffed in a trash can, in some unknown alley … somewhere, after doing shit that I knew was wrong.

CMM coming back is huge. I loved her potential from the first 3 plays I saw her in the game. she’s locked in, stoned cold warrior and I expect many nation honor mentions next year!

EHS PEOPLE!!! We intentionally make process to prevent production, just so STOOOPID people have jobs.

Totally different events happening all night long… oh heck, whom I kidding… I’ve already needed a nap, like a male rabbit, just from the pic that Rico posted!! Lol

Ok, first point of order… order that in a poster for my ceiling!!! Oh mercy

That’s it, im done. I’m gonna go get drunk and binge listen to Alanis Morriset jagged little pill all night long.

Coffee filters !!!

I’ve only seen one gator, multiple times, in 3 yrs. …. It let me rub its belly, but there’s zero chance I’d try it sober!

Peter principle 101 .

We always wait until just the right time…. Then sadly … we wish we had WAAAAY back then… no pressure though.🤪

Shrooms are still there in the rain, Sugar. Some of my most pleasant times in the woods, Lt Dan shroom hunting! All the pussy (willows) are at home on the internet… less competition. lol

I had a pissed off customer company VP from Germany call bitching and moaning today because I didn’t give him his demanded report of how to fix their problem, by today (he initially demanded by “Friday”). he wasn’t amused when I said, … “ you didn’t say which Friday”. fyi, they are experiencing the EXACT issues I told them they would, when they decided to use our standard equipment “off label” in a totally stooopid custom designed automation process. I told them not to eff around… now they are in the find out phase. I’ll help them out… Friday.

Do you know how to get to Mobile? I need someone to go out there and attach some Trex to that post! I’ve never used it before. Show me.