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So if you have a relatively recent iPhone, with auto correct enabled, and you want to text someone about the neighborhood duck... it auto corrects to the F bomb. 
 

Lol a programmer’s practical joke. 
 

This is like one of the Lion King remakes, when he sits down heavily there’s a quick dust burst around him - it spells out SEX. 
 

Any other nutty things like this you guys have noticed? 
The duck thing (it just tried to change it here again) is hysterical 

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24 minutes ago, Hoosierhoopster said:

So if you have a relatively recent iPhone, with auto correct enabled, and you want to text someone about the neighborhood duck... it auto corrects to the F bomb. 
 

Lol a programmer’s practical joke. 
 

This is like one of the Lion King remakes, when he sits down heavily there’s a quick dust burst around him - it spells out SEX. 
 

Any other nutty things like this you guys have noticed? 
The duck thing (it just tried to change it here again) is hysterical 

Did you discover this on your own or hear about it from somewhere else?  I just googled 'neighborhood duck iPhone' to get more background and there were no hits.

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32 minutes ago, Hoosierhoopster said:

So if you have a relatively recent iPhone, with auto correct enabled, and you want to text someone about the neighborhood duck... it auto corrects to the F bomb. 
 

Lol a programmer’s practical joke. 
 

This is like one of the Lion King remakes, when he sits down heavily there’s a quick dust burst around him - it spells out SEX. 
 

Any other nutty things like this you guys have noticed? 
The duck thing (it just tried to change it here again) is hysterical 

Ask Siri..."What is 0 divided by 0"

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2 hours ago, 5fouls said:

Did you discover this on your own or hear about it from somewhere else?  I just googled 'neighborhood duck iPhone' to get more background and there were no hits.

On my own - we have a duck that’s started hanging out in our backyard asking for handouts...

if you have an iPhone just respond to this post or text duck- it will auto correct to F

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No worky for me. You wouldn’t be playing with the quack would ya HH?

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I go to KFC to get the kids something to eat. They wanted the kids meal with a leg so I said “kids meal with the leg” and the lady says “which side?”
Me- *complete silence as I heavily contemplate such an odd decision* 🤔🤔
“I guess the right side, hell I don’t know what the difference is.”
After several moments of laughter she says “no hunny which side would you like to go with the leg? "Mashed Potatoes or wedges”

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A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans, but was told by the clerk, "I'm sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat foot to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat." So the lady went home, brought in her cat and was sold the cat food. . . . The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food and was again told she couldn't buy them without proof. So the lady went home, brought in her dog and was sold the dog food. . . .One day later, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid and asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there." The lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box, quickly pulled it out and exclaimed, "That smells like crap." . . . The lady replied, "It is. I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper."

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A doctor goes out and buys the fastest and flashiest car he can find, a brand new Ferrari 488, costing him $500,000.

He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a moped, looking about 80 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, “What kind of car ya got there, sonny?”

The doctor grins and replies, “A brand new Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!”

“That’s a lot of money,” says the old man. “Why does it cost so much?”

“Because this car can do up to 225 miles an hour!” states the doctor proudly.

The old moped driver asks, “Mind if I take a look inside?”

“No problem,” replies the doctor.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.

Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, “That’s a pretty nice car all right, but I’ll stick with my moped!”

Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 150 mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror – what it could be… and suddenly…

WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!

Something whips by him, going much faster!

“What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?” the doctor asks himself.

He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 175 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it’s the old man on the moped!

Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 200 mph.

WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!

He’s feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of his old geezer, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 225 mph.

Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again!

The Ferrari is flat out, and there’s nothing he can do!

Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The doctor stops, jumps out and, unbelievably, the old man is still alive!

He runs up to the bruised old man and says, “Oh my gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?”

The old man whispers, “Well son, you can unhook my suspenders from your side mirror.”

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