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SawatchHoosier

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  1. Unfortunately he went to the Purdue School of Theatre and Drama and never had a chance to make it at the next level
  2. Since we're on the topic of Old Country Buffet. Here's a video of what Zach Edey would watch if he was under 7 feet tall.
  3. A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: Are - my - test - results - back?"
  4. Gillis will have to learn how to flop and cry like a petulant child in order to play big minutes at Duke.
  5. This dude can hit five pointers. Give him a dump truck of money...
  6. I did. I remember La Bamba was on the second floor and the landlord knocked down the steps making it appear that no one could enter La Bamba.
  7. 2004-2008. I remember eating at La Bamba and getting free tacos when IU scored over 100.
  8. Dang, When attended IU in early 2000s I lived off Grant Street and Smith. I would walk to that Kroger all the time and hang in Seminary Park. The only homeless I ever saw were at Peoples Park off of Kirkwood. Most were transient and would leave in the winter and come back during the spring and summer. As I recall a lot of them had names and the locals knew them. They were overall friendly and never bothered anyone. I guess things have really changed?
  9. LMAO Kentucky get screwed by legal payments is the best.
  10. Around 40 based on what another poster said in the Fire Mike Woodson thread. Oh that rhymed lmao. edit decided not to be lazy and it's 36. Back to being a bum now.
  11. A true happy ending where Dad says he's going out for cigarettes and comes back with a kid.
  12. Now I want to know how to sand basketball courts. My entire night is ruined.
  13. If only he was a manager under Branch McCracken. 😞
  14. @Indykev change of course. Once in Louisville head west on I-64. When in southern Illinois be sure to tell the Illini fans hello. Don't stop in East St. Lous. Head West on I-44 then left in Joplin and have fun in Fayetteville. Disregard my last instructions. Head back to Bloomington immediately for further directions.
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