hey y’all,
Ricky checkin’ in..
for those of you who don’t know me; do your damn research..
i am the most trustworthy insider in the history of IUMBB.
for years, i have predicted some of our most glorious commitments..
Romeo Langford?
Ricky called it..
Trayce Jackson-Davis?
yep; Rick knew..
now, a smaller number of you may know that i happen to be the team masseuse for this program. i rub the agony of the day’s practice out of each and every one of these young men, and in return they supply me with information..
today, i’m here to speak on Boogie Fland..
as most of you know, Boogie is down to three schools, or so the media believes..
Indiana, Kentucky, and Alabama.
Kentucky, one of the sh*ttiest programs in all of Division 1 hoops, is said to have the closest shot alongside the Hoosiers.
from what Woody told me this morning at brunch, Boogie’s not interested in making love to any relatives, so Nate Oats and the Tide couldn’t offer him much.
on Friday, Boogie Fland will commit to Indiana University, and i will ingest an entire pecan pie in celebratory fashion before my wife gives me some absolute treatment.
Hammer Hoosiers.
- Barrel Rick, 2023
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