Billingsley99 Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 After much research the past 12 hours I finally discovered what the problem is with our team. Apparently there is a astronomical experience that is occurring in the Bloomington area.There seems to be a gravitational pull that is causing the basketball to by drawn into the basket by teams wearing Blue uniforms. This pulls also has a polar opposite effect on the team wearing white. Scientist suggest that this phenomenon also tends to drain the effort, heart, pride and desire of those in said white uniforms. The exception to this rule is the Duke Blue Devils their hideous uniforms block the pull and tends to give extra energy to the team in white, this in turn gives false hope to those fans cheering the team in white. The interesting twist that NASA has discovered is that it is believed that this phenomenon was created by Bill Belichick and a deal that he made with the Devil to ensure that all good things happen to the Patriots and since he is good friends with former Indiana Coach Bob Knight he sent this spell to hover over Bloomington this year. at this point it is believed that hard work, passion and teamwork is the only things to stop this. Stay tuned!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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