Grocery shopping with the wife.
Me: why you only getting two bars of soap and 4 rolls of toilet paper?
Her: I’m saving money
Me: oh ok. I thought maybe you was broke or planning on not wiping or washing your ass at some point in the very near future.
Her: I’ve got coupons smartass. Plus, I hate grocery shopping. It takes too much time and cost me over $200 every time.
Me: so you might save $3.00 today at a store that’s 25 miles from the house. Just so you can come back at the end of the week and do it again. Gotcha. Good thing your paying attention.