Drroogh Posted August 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Zlinedavid said: Oh in my office they're alive and well. You are one of the lucky few in this day and age!! I feel I am blessed that I work in an environment that reluctantly allows for my bosses peculiarities! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drroogh Posted August 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 5 hours ago, IUFLA said: Back when (2013) we were trying to implement new air traffic software where I work, somebody wrote down on a white board exchanges between the controller and software engineers for posterity. I checked and they were still there today... Noticed the unfinished statement in the bottom of your first image! My now somewhat infamous boss of the 85% of the original post, says " you can put your want's in one hand and your Crap in the other, see which one fills up first?" Maybe, this is a military phrase as his Father was a full bird Colonel in the Army! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rico Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Tiz10 said: When I meet the next woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zlinedavid Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 7 hours ago, Tiz10 said: "Ignore this blasphemy" - 5fouls' divorce attorney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IUFLA Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 10 hours ago, Drroogh said: Noticed the unfinished statement in the bottom of your first image! My now somewhat infamous boss of the 85% of the original post, says " you can put your want's in one hand and your Crap in the other, see which one fills up first?" Maybe, this is a military phrase as his Father was a full bird Colonel in the Army! Lol...yeah, there was more on there. Heard that expression long ago...I think from my Dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IUFLA Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 13 hours ago, Zlinedavid said: I have no idea what the hell this actually means, but I'm using this line. If only to confuse people. Pure gold. Said in a back and forth between a controller (who think 20 seconds is a long time due to the nature of the job) and a software engineer (who think a month is a short time due to the nature of the job) in fixing a flaw. It was really funny at times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billingsley99 Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 13 hours ago, Drroogh said: That's so old the moss growing on it already died! So it's a classic is what you are saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billingsley99 Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 13 hours ago, Zlinedavid said: Or Ben Dover. Or Peter Gozinya, or either of his brother, Dick and Willie. Or Emmanuel Foch. What about Hugh Jass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IUFLA Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Billingsley99 said: What about Hugh Jass? Or Heywood Jablome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billingsley99 Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 27 minutes ago, IUFLA said: Or Heywood Jablome That one brought back one of my favorite prank memories from the dorms. Good friend from Martinsville lived in Briscoe on top floor. We took him out to eat for his birthday and while gone another friend make some modifications to his room. They turned the door upside side which out the top of the door close to the ceiling and the bottom was about 2 feet from the floor. They left a note saying something along the lines of due to the inclimate weather conditions in Indiana we needed to make some pressurization adjustments to your room. Signed by maintenance man Heywood Jablome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drroogh Posted August 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 Going along with the latest theme, company I worked for in Michigan also had a plant in South Carolina. The plant manager would visit from time to time. The office ladies absolutely refused to page him! His name was Buck Henry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billingsley99 Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 9 hours ago, IUFLA said: Or Heywood Jablome I heard a story once from a Martinsville guy that a gym teacher for the Artesians was named Richard Lipps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IUFLA Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 59 minutes ago, Billingsley99 said: I heard a story once from a Martinsville guy that a gym teacher for the Artesians was named Richard Lipps. I think his name is actually Don Lipps. He was the freshman basketball coach when I went there. Eventually became AD. I think he retired not long ago. But, yeah, the players called him Richard behind his back. God I feel old.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drroogh Posted August 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 Since we have already gone off color, and the age of some of it took me back! Even before this old mind was born to 1946! A friend of mine at college played a black-market recording of this for several friends in the early seventies and for some vile reason I still remember. Maybe, it was revived as my Grandsons think flatulence is hilarious and even have a game that involves flatulence. Below is a link to the great 1946 Crepitation Contest! Warning audio is NSFW! After a brief history there is a play link. Listen at your own risk! https://www.oldradio.org/2014/06/1946-great-crepitation-fart-contest.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefftheref Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 4 hours ago, Billingsley99 said: I heard a story once from a Martinsville guy that a gym teacher for the Artesians was named Richard Lipps. My brother went to school with a guy named Dick Chew. Can you imagine if he went into the service and they yelled his name out last name first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zlinedavid Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 35 minutes ago, jefftheref said: My brother went to school with a guy named Dick Chew. Can you imagine if he went into the service and they yelled his name out last name first? If it were the Marines and he didn't have a copy of his birth certificate on him, he'd still be double timing it around Parris Island. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FKIM01 Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 If we're going down the road of funny names, I'll add a few...all genuine and all living in southwestern Indiana in the past 50 years... Harden Long Harry Tewell Ima Hoare Uneda Peter (I have her obit somewhere) ...and I can't believe no one from Vincennes has chimed in with the name of a beloved Catholic priest from years ago... Father Firmis Dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rico Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 1 hour ago, FKIM01 said: If we're going down the road of funny names, I'll add a few...all genuine and all living in southwestern Indiana in the past 50 years... Harden Long Harry Tewell Ima Hoare Uneda Peter (I have her obit somewhere) ...and I can't believe no one from Vincennes has chimed in with the name of a beloved Catholic priest from years ago... Father Firmis Dick Nice...I think? Let me see...I know the following people(hope they aren't members!) Peter Head Peter Jewell Dick Hunt Harry Bahls Anita Dickens Joy Dickerhoff And my favorite....Peter Massengill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zlinedavid Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 2 hours ago, FKIM01 said: ...and I can't believe no one from Vincennes has chimed in with the name of a beloved Catholic priest from years ago... Father Firmis Dick I'm from V-I, and that's a new one for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IUFLA Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 I was on a Telcon once, and as they were doing roll the called for "Minnie Wong." Our Union rep muted the phone and said, "Man, I hope that's not a dude." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefftheref Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 Will Dicker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steubenhoosier Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 5 hours ago, rico said: Nice...I think? Let me see...I know the following people(hope they aren't members!) Peter Head Peter Jewell Dick Hunt Harry Bahls Anita Dickens Joy Dickerhoff And my favorite....Peter Massengill Harry Baals....former Ft. Wayne mayor. Our curling club printed tee shirts off that said "I curled with Harry Baals." Sold out in two days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billingsley99 Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Steubenhoosier said: Harry Baals....former Ft. Wayne mayor. Our curling club printed tee shirts off that said "I curled with Harry Baals." Sold out in two days. I told it before. Many years ago Ohio Wesleyan women swim team was coach by a guy with first name of Dick. There team shirts said I swim for Dick!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FKIM01 Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 8 hours ago, Zlinedavid said: I'm from V-I, and that's a new one for me. You were specifically one I thought of. I know Father Firmus was a well-known priest in the '80's. not sure how long before or after, but his name was giggled over many times 20-some years ago. As I understand it, good priest and a nice guy. Here's his obit (specifically mentions Vincennes)...I misspelled his name earlier... https://obits.courierpress.com/obituaries/courierpress/obituary.aspx?n=firmus-dick&pid=138630772 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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