Years ago we had been out ice fishing, drinking and what not. We hit a Macdonalds on the way home. I am a picky eater and like my cheeseburgers plain so I decided to go the easy route and ordered nuggets. Open the container and low and behold had a red pubic hair standing out like a fire bush. I returned the nuggets to the counter and explained the situation, they had the nerve to ask me if I wanted replacements. Hell no I responded.