SawatchHoosier

Who knows but I’m excited at least for next year. 

4 hours ago, rico said:

Reminds me of a joke I told in the comic relief thread. 

First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. 

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.

The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation.

I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid."

1 minute ago, IUFLA said:

I find it hard to believe I haven't seen that carving kid in any blockbuster movies 

Unfortunately he went to the Purdue School of Theatre and Drama and never had a chance to make it at the next level 

8 hours ago, IUFLA said:

Old Country Buffett went out of business?

Since we're on the topic of Old Country Buffet. Here's a video of what Zach Edey would watch if he was under 7 feet tall. 

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:

Are - my - test - results - back?"

9 hours ago, IUFLA said:

They have, but I'm sure Duke will be a prominent destination for the uncommitted portal kids, and they do have the #1 (high school) recruiting class coming in...

I guess we'll see...

Gillis will have to learn how to flop and cry like a petulant child in order to play big minutes at Duke.

This dude can hit five pointers. Give him a dump truck of money...

Welcome to Indiana Kanaan!

38 minutes ago, Indykev said:

Just built one on the west side. Close to Rural King. You Could have your lunch then take the whole purdue cheer squad to Rural King and strap on the feed buckets.....

Be very careful. After you feed them this happens 

8 hours ago, Zlinedavid said:

You just missed the opening of the first Chipotle then, didn’t you? 

I did. I remember La Bamba was on the second floor and the landlord knocked down the steps making it appear that no one could enter La Bamba. 

32 minutes ago, Zlinedavid said:

What years, just out of curiosity? I was 03-05

2004-2008. I remember eating at La Bamba and getting free tacos when IU scored over 100. 

6 hours ago, thirdgenhoosier said:

Don't go visit Seminary Park.  The kids call the Kroger that's right there Kroghetto.  

I think we're way off the OP!  Lol

Dang, When attended IU in early 2000s I lived off Grant Street and Smith. I would walk to that Kroger all the time and hang in Seminary Park.

The only homeless I ever saw were at Peoples Park off of Kirkwood. Most were transient and would leave in the winter and come back during the spring and summer. As I recall a lot of them had names and the locals knew them. They were overall friendly and never bothered anyone. I guess things have really changed?

LMAO Kentucky get screwed by legal payments is the best. 

2 hours ago, Hoosierfan1901 said:

3 hours ago, IU Scott said:

So how many players actually shot over 40% this year in college basketball 

Around 40 based on what another poster said in the Fire Mike Woodson thread. Oh that rhymed lmao. 

edit decided not to be lazy and it's 36. Back to being a bum now.

11 hours ago, IUFLA said:

 

 

A true happy ending where Dad says he's going out for cigarettes and comes back with a kid.

2 minutes ago, rogue3542 said:

The important thing is that court has been erased from the surface of the planet 

Now I want to know how to sand basketball courts. My entire night is ruined. 

6 minutes ago, IUfaninIllinois said:

What is upstairs?

This lady...

9 minutes ago, Drroogh said:

Having worked with some mold polishers that put mirror finishes on steel, in order to maintain a flat surface you have to work in a crisscross pattern. Just saying.🤷🏼‍♂️

So that dude is getting fired?

I have terrific news for the big ten 

48 minutes ago, Zlinedavid said:

I hate to root against anyone, but I hope May crashes and burns at Michigan just to spite every IU fan that is consumed with him.  If he didn't serve as a manager under Knight, you'd see 2/3rds fewer posts about him here. 

If only he was a manager under Branch McCracken. 😞

Live at look at Cindy Simon Skjodt this off season.