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Joe_Hoopsier

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  1. If I understand this comment correctly, I think you nailed, the proper perspective of life, perfectly!
  2. I can't tell you how many times I went squirrel hunting or Mushroom hunting, as a kid and came back with a tee shirt with one sleeve. Man that made mom made as all get out!
  3. First I would like to admit that I am a Corona virus hoax denier, so take this as you will. Isn't part of the human (species) immune system dependant on portions of the collective (think the Borg) allowing bugs to get in so that our natural systems can fight them, build antibodies and progress the hive? If we prevent this (I know natural selection sounds bad and not PC) are we not accelerating our own version of colony collapse? But then again, global warming is going to kill us all anyway so why not just drink, be merry and gain carnal knowledge of that beauty down the street, that is married to that germaphobe? You know she want's ya.
  4. Yes sir, I've made that walk a few times. Old Tennessee has multiple different locations that provide tasting. Note: the different locations don't communicate so you can go back and forth between them for a fun filled staggering good time. Our last trip down, I bought enough to get a free cooler, one of their promotions that day. Just down the street, there is pretty nice winery, that also offers samples. This worked out well for the wife. So off up into the mountains we went, to the cabin we rented. Cloths off, bottles in hand, into the hot tub on the back deck, which was only about 6' off the ground. The wife kept hoping to see a bear. Well I'll be damned, her wish came to, WAY too true. You see, the hot tub was off in one corner of the deck, away from the door into the house. This bear used that as a tactical advantage, as she obviously smelled Yankee's simmering in the life size hot pot. Up the post the bear came, trapping us away from the door. I am not sure if she ever saw one before, but we showed her two white bare asses as we freaked out. She must have thought we needed to cook longer, as she jumped down and walked off with her cubs.
  5. Never Trust anything that can bleed for 7 days and not die. It will own you and you will be happy about it.
  6. Do not, I repeat DO NOT start sipping on a 1/5th of Old Tennessee Peanut butter whiskey before the IU/ Illainoid game. You will quickly forget how you got to where you are to watch the game. ..... Damn I need to dust that shelf in my living room.
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