SawatchHoosier Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 I was able to take my rec league team in a town of 6000 to the league semi-finals in my first year. I dealt with hangovers and players occasionally working dinner shifts at local restaurants instead of playing games. Archie couldn't even make it to semi-finals of the NIT in his second year. I'm definitely a better coach /s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madison22 Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 Your post = the Doc Holliday cup scene vs Johnny Ringo in the movie Tombstone. Nicely done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FKIM01 Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 That you, GoColts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iuthruandthru Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 Oh come on we all know your assistant coach is connected to Adidas. We know how things get done in your organization: unsanctioned free booze names on the back of uniforms through shady sponsorship deals sugar in opposing players gas tanks You sir are the Coach Cal of rec league basketball and some day you will get yours 😜 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zlinedavid Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 53 minutes ago, FKIM01 said: That you, GoColts? Bill Lynch has the personality of a saltine cracker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SawatchHoosier Posted May 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Madison22 said: Your post = the Doc Holliday cup scene vs Johnny Ringo in the movie Tombstone. Nicely done. I’m just a regular Bill Self Kansas Law Dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SawatchHoosier Posted May 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 1 hour ago, iuthruandthru said: You sir are the Coach Cal of rec league basketball and some day you will get yours 😜 All of my players are true one and dones. They usually have one good 8 minute quarter then are done for the rest of the game. I’ll always remember my greatest accomplishment was coaching a dude named Penes Banter. He didn’t play one minute of rec league basketball but managed to replace the head gasket in his Chevy Silverado when the season was over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cybergates Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 9 hours ago, SawatchHoosier said: All of my players are true one and dones. They usually have one good 8 minute quarter then are done for the rest of the game. I’ll always remember my greatest accomplishment was coaching a dude named Penes Banter. He didn’t play one minute of rec league basketball but managed to replace the head gasket in his Chevy Silverado when the season was over. No fair, Sawatch!, You didn't tell people about your ringer, Sasquatch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billingsley99 Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 9 hours ago, SawatchHoosier said: I’m just a regular Bill Self Kansas Law Dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drroogh Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 The only thing that could have been better, would have been starting this thread in one that had already been derailed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rico Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 6 minutes ago, Drroogh said: The only thing that could have been better, would have been starting this thread in one that had already been derailed. Nah, you can't start a thread in a thread. This one is fine on it's own. Been laughing all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drroogh Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 7 minutes ago, rico said: Nah, you can't start a thread in a thread. This one is fine on it's own. Been laughing all day. Probably right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drroogh Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 8 minutes ago, rico said: Nah, you can't start a thread in a thread. This one is fine on it's own. Been laughing all day. The only thing I would like to read, is some of the other threads understanding the meaning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rico Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Drroogh said: Probably right! Yeah, I need to hear more about this Penes Banter. He must have been the team mechanic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rico Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Drroogh said: Probably right! Yeah, I need to hear more about this Penes Banter. He must have been the team mechanic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SawatchHoosier Posted May 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 16 hours ago, rico said: Yeah, I need to hear more about this Penes Banter. He must have been the team mechanic? He's a mechanic from Turkey that worked on Ladas. We drafted him specifically so he could fix the team Winnebago for when we traveled to Louisville, Ky for the big Winn Dixie 3 on 3 tournament. Unfortunately, we never made it to Louisville because Penes' had a fear of traveling in vehicles with beds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerawkid Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 On 5/13/2019 at 10:47 PM, Madison22 said: Your post = the Doc Holliday cup scene vs Johnny Ringo in the movie Tombstone. Nicely done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IowaHoosierFan Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 I took a coach pitch 5-6 yo softball team to an undefeated 6 game season. I promptly retired as the best coach pitch softball coach in the league Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drroogh Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 4 hours ago, SawatchHoosier said: He's a mechanic from Turkey that worked on Ladas. We drafted him specifically so he could fix the team Winnebago for when we traveled to Louisville, Ky for the big Winn Dixie 3 on 3 tournament. Unfortunately, we never made it to Louisville because Penes' had a fear of traveling in vehicles with beds. Wow, I’ve ridden in Lada’s. He must have been busy in Turkey because they are always breaking down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SawatchHoosier Posted May 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 4 hours ago, Drroogh said: Wow, I’ve ridden in Lada’s. He must have been busy in Turkey because they are always breaking down! The only thing breaking down was interior defense when opposing guards drive the lane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoosierhoopster Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 20 hours ago, IowaHoosierFan said: I took a coach pitch 5-6 yo softball team to an undefeated 6 game season. I promptly retired as the best coach pitch softball coach in the league I coached a "Fun Fair Positive Soccer" league team of 6-year olds (in which every player plays equal minutes and every position), and while there was a 3-goal scoring limit for each player (hey, it's fun fair and positive!), I had my Star Six Year Old score his 4th to win the Fun Fair Positive Championship by kicking the ball off a defender to win it! I'm the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IowaHoosierFan Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Hoosierhoopster said: I coached a "Fun Fair Positive Soccer" league team of 6-year olds (in which every player plays equal minutes and every position), and while there was a 3-goal scoring limit for each player (hey, it's fun fair and positive!), I had my Star Six Year Old score his 4th to win the Fun Fair Positive Championship by kicking the ball off a defender to win it! I'm the best! Dang it, but that's better coaching than me. You cheated without actually cheating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluegrassIU Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 41 minutes ago, IowaHoosierFan said: Dang it, but that's better coaching than me. You cheated without actually cheating. Add that to his resume to be the next coach at UK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoosiertildeath Posted May 20, 2019 Report Share Posted May 20, 2019 I' ve never heard of you or seen any of your coaching records ! Therefore , I'll go with Archie , ( Vbg) !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOOSIER1321 Posted May 20, 2019 Report Share Posted May 20, 2019 Popular opinion seems to be 4-5 years, then we will know. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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