Jump to content

Comic relief


Recommended Posts

1 hour ago, rico said:

May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'She's single... She lives right across the street. I can see her place from my patio. I watched as she got home from work this evening. was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. rushed to open it, she looks at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and make love tonight! Are you doing anything tonight?" quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!" She said, "Great! ....Could you watch my dog?? Being a senior citizen really sucks!'

True story, just yesterday I’m in the shower and hear a knock on the door. Wrapped a towel around my waist and answered the door. Standing in front of me was a young gorgeous girl a new neighbor at the apartment. She asked if I had a key to the laundry room, she had locked herself out? Yeah it sucks to be old!

  • Haha 4
Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 4/9/2024 at 10:15 AM, Zlinedavid said:

Well....here's a thought that will send most men screaming....

 

cox-veterinary-hospital-thomas-m-cox-d-v-m-deck-halls-and-wack-off-some-balls-boarding-avail-arie.jpg

First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. 

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.

The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation.

I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid."

  • Haha 5
Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 4/8/2024 at 8:24 AM, DWB said:

It's a shame this even has to be posted.

Take all the warning labels away, and let nature run its course. In 2 generations the country would be a lot smarter.

First order of president joe_hoopsier… 

all warning signs on toasters to NOT take them into the bath with you… are strictly prohibited. 
The human race has enough problems, we don’t need to let these people reproduce! 

  • Haha 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...