Zlinedavid Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 2 hours ago, Drroogh said: Well....here's a thought that will send most men screaming.... 4 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Drroogh Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 1 hour ago, rico said: True story, just yesterday I’m in the shower and hear a knock on the door. Wrapped a towel around my waist and answered the door. Standing in front of me was a young gorgeous girl a new neighbor at the apartment. She asked if I had a key to the laundry room, she had locked herself out? Yeah it sucks to be old! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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IUaic Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 8 minutes ago, Drroogh said: Size of my stomach would beg to differ. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drroogh Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 1 minute ago, IUaic said: Size of my stomach would beg to differ. That’s just rent money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zlinedavid Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 7 hours ago, Drroogh said: That’s along the same lines of “You don’t buy beer, you rent it” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SawatchHoosier Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 On 4/9/2024 at 10:15 AM, Zlinedavid said: Well....here's a thought that will send most men screaming.... First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IUFLA Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 I love Chuck Norris jokes... 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Hoopsier Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 On 4/8/2024 at 8:24 AM, DWB said: It's a shame this even has to be posted. Take all the warning labels away, and let nature run its course. In 2 generations the country would be a lot smarter. First order of president joe_hoopsier… all warning signs on toasters to NOT take them into the bath with you… are strictly prohibited. The human race has enough problems, we don’t need to let these people reproduce! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zlinedavid Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 11 minutes ago, DWB said: How many states over did they locate your severed balls? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zlinedavid Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 2 hours ago, rico said: Those were the mornings when you hear the alarm going off and think “Wow, I thought I’d feel worse than this”. Then you take one step out of bed and realize “Oh, I’m still drunk”. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DWB Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 3 minutes ago, rico said: In my case, the "Shut the" would be eliminated. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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