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SawatchHoosier Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 11 hours ago, IUFLA said: A true happy ending where Dad says he's going out for cigarettes and comes back with a kid. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Indykev Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger woods?.....Santa knew to stop at 3 HO'S 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zlinedavid Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 12 hours ago, SawatchHoosier said: I'd buy that for Halloween if they made that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Drroogh Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 30 minutes ago, rico said: I almost posted that yesterday but I wanted to crop it just to the bacon seed one😂 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zlinedavid Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 6 hours ago, IUFLA said: That chicken isn’t broke, she’s just paying for med school 😂 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgambill Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 11 hours ago, IUFLA said: Sonic has terrible food…everything taste like it was frozen and thawed in a microwave….that said 3.89 for chicken strips?? Something tells me that picture is from pre-Brandon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SawatchHoosier Posted Wednesday at 03:55 PM Report Share Posted Wednesday at 03:55 PM A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: Are - my - test - results - back?" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drroogh Posted Wednesday at 05:57 PM Report Share Posted Wednesday at 05:57 PM 1 hour ago, SawatchHoosier said: A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: Are - my - test - results - back?" The hair dresser had a new client older kind of weird gentleman. As she was cutting his hair she noticed hand motions under the apron going back and forth. Thinking this pervert isn’t getting away with it she clobbered him with the hair dryer!! When the police got there they asked the man what happened? He said well I was cleaning my glasses…….🤓 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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