Oh, I wasn't in the market. I was (and still am!) happily married.
But with every Tuborg consumed, my Danish friends selection criteria seemed to slip a few notches...
I did drive a taxi part time for the NCO Club as a side gig (very lucrative...drinking and big tips seem to go hand-in-hand) and gave a Greenlandic woman who was so big the Volkswagen Vanawagen I was driving went up on 2 wheels like Joey Chitwood ๐