Joe_Hoopsier

NO, they are just telling IU players can't do those things. I am surprised that they didn't include breathing, that is also part of playing basketball. Meanwhile kentucky players were specifically mentioned in the ups new contract of having priority "deliveries". It's all above board!

That is a very good question, that you should keep to yourself. No one else ever needs to hear it. Thank you for your input and we hope that you continue to support the IU Basketball Program.

My best buddy had chronic Sciatica pain. He stopped carrying a wallet and it DRASTICALLY helped him. At the time, we were both making about $9 / hr and raising kids. His wallet wasn't "fat" in any imagination. But that 3/4" - 1" thickness really helped him! That was about 97'.

That may not have been the touch screen activating that........ Just sayin.

24 on, 48 off. I miss those days, kinda.

True, there is nothing more maddening that when the TV goes out on your gas range.

I heard it is El' Conquistador.

WHOA, gonna be there with Boogie, Liam and Harper.... umm. ummm, interesting.

wholy crap. If y'all are replacing that often, it'd be better to buy $200 rebuilds and just budget for it anyway. BUT the rebuilds should also last 10 years and probably would!

Oh my, turning him loose in France with all of those beautiful ladies..... Cangrats Koop!

*** Disclaimer - This has a lot of NSFW language in it, so if this is too much, Mods you can delete it. ** 2nd disclaimer I know this is a little different than most all of the comedy here, but I am rolling on the floor. Without further ado I present, the USS Willie D. Roll'um

Anyone else sausage fans?

Morgan?

Why... Well because, you know.

I once had an undersized female beagle that had 3 pups. There is a name for her in the old world dog crowd. it doesn't rhyme with Mulcahy, but reminds me of him. Good luck to him I guess.

Relating Tr3y's senior year, to me as a pilot. I was flying 130 MPH and always knew that, it was my focus point. It made me concentrate on the 130 for a few years. Once I honestly "FELT" that 130 MPH was actually zero. It was normal not being constricted from the ground, flight become much simpler not being constrained from other things, outside of going 130 MPH. I bet Tr3y does that same this year with the speed of the college game. When he is actually heading toward earth at 130, he quickly realizes that he's at 12,000' so that isn't really important right now, "I've got time" to focus on why. Tr3y shine's even more this year, in my opinion. Now if we were actually playing on a carrier this year. I could really have some fun with this. LOL

Prettty dang funny how accountability can change a persons mind about things, isn't it.

May father had a very successful system to get me to pay attention to 1) what I had to have done and 2) what time he would get home. I only had "time" Blindness once.

I’m not proud of it but I had to drop one in a public restroom one specific time. The stench was unbelievable and I mean something that no one should ever have to smell. As in it could be compared to a rotting deer corpse on the side of the road with a nice dash of sulfur. I could hear the door open and in walked a few guys chatting about something followed by an instant silence. Knowing how bad this smelled I knew instantly that it had hit them like a wall when they walked in. Meanwhile the guy in the next stall had been forced to smell my overpowering putrid shit. All I could hear the guy say was “You need prayer because the devil just came out of your ass” The bathroom had become uninhabitable as I could hear small comments outside the stall like “WTF” and “Holy shit that’s bad”

Hennessy applied orally, gargle then shallow.

One of my “brothers” in Tucson loves lightening and there is A Lot of it down there!

I wish woody would get back to doing that. I absolutely loved it !

People that don't appreciate good jokes and call me a 3rd grader for telling them.