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PPE….so that’s what you kids are calling them nowadays…

Iowa State

From COVID to strippers….my work here is done.

Redding was the classic Jack of all trades, master of none. Wasn’t lightning fast, wasn’t punishing between the tackles….didn’t do any one thing really well, but was well rounded enough to stay on the field to rack up carries.

Wheelchair basketball league? And yes, express elevator to hell, going down.

Eh…close enough. I’m the only backwards nut job that has Siri disabled completely. Hate that damn thing.

That’s also why you use ad blockers.

I was talking about hitting her up for some off the books action, but that’s also good advice. Treat strip clubs like casinos: only bring cash, and when it’s gone, it’s gone.

I can vaguely remember watching this game. Was either a Sunday or Monday nighter. Just two blind guesses….either OJ McDuffie or Bernie Parmalee.

Meanwhile, older wiser you wants to go back and stooge-slap younger you and say “Dude….she gets paid to take her clothes off….MCFLY….HELLO!!!”

The larger cities offer closer proximity to pretty much anything, so long as you’re within the urban hub. It’s entirely possible to live in Chicago or NYC without a car. A lot of “regional” cities can’t really say that. Some can, but they’re in the minority.

I was snowed in Vermont for three days…..longest month of my life…..hiooooo…..

Bet she paid the bill in singles.

Help support “college students”….visit your local strip club today.

Way too much orange & blue in that neighborhood.

“….and livin’ in a VAN down by the RIVER!”

RMS Titanic Hindenberg New Coke The 2021 Reds

What surprises me is that people act like vaccines not being 100% effective is a new thing. Flu vaccines have never been 100% effective….nowhere close in fact. Yet I’d venture to guess that most of the people questioning the COVID vaccine have had a flu shot at least once in their life. Rebuttal 1 would be “But those have been around a lot longer”. Yes, and the formulation changes every year. Every flu shot you’ve ever had is different. There isn’t years of testing done on this years’ flu vaccine formulation.

This is my whacked out plan, should I ever hit the Powerball jackpot: - “Primary” residence of some broom closet in Texas or Florida for income tax purposes - Residence 1: San Diego. Best damn weather in the country most of the year. -Residence 2: Atlantic coast of Maine. New England autumns are gorgeous, and I’ll need a place to get away when I’m sick of Californians. 🤣 - Residence 3: Town home in downtown Boston. Place to stay when I’m in town dealing with financial matters. - Residence 4: 20 acres in BFE, Midwest. For when I’m sick of dealing with everyone. Completely reasonable, I think.

Brad’s claim that he’s done is absurd We know he’ll be back before the down marker hits 3rd He may strive for redemption but without intervention he’ll prove once again, he’s a turd

Preemptive warning against the word “Nantucket”.

You’re right. I think I was thinking “the last” .400 season and mistyped.

That’s what we call “hedging a bet”

We were looking into Ben & Jerry, but they’re wanting to be a package deal.

I knew of a “band” that called themselves the Mormon Mafia. And by “band”, I mean a group of guys that would get together in a garage, smoke weed and occasionally make noise with instruments.