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[Dad]: "Hey Jimmy, I know you've been dying to watch your first college basketball game in person, so I thought what better time to pop your cherry than check out some hoops in March."

[Jimmy]: "Aw geeze, dad, that's great! Who do we get to see?"

[Dad]: "Double dip of Ohio State v. Wisconsin AND Minnesota v. Nebraska! Happy 5th birthday, son."

[Jimmy]: --

[Dad]: ??

[Jimmy]: "JFC, dad, now I know why mom left you for the assistant store manager at Kwik Lube. I don't know what's worse, your decision-making or your taste. To know that I have your last name is not only humiliating, but the shame will likely destroy my ability to ever live with any sort of happiness or pride. The ramifications will likely cause me irreparable damage, leading to my own bad decisions, which -- while not as bad as yours -- will still lead me to a sad, lonely and miserable life."

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