DWB Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 3 hours ago, Joe_Hoopsier said: ? tractor site? Won't open without an account. NO big loss, it wasn't THAT funny anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DWB Posted February 12, 2023 Report Share Posted February 12, 2023 While playing, Little Johnny kills a honeybeeHis father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!"Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly."That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad.Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor.She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her.Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?"...! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWB Posted February 12, 2023 Report Share Posted February 12, 2023 Guy has a better chance surviving without the rope 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rico Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWB Posted February 15, 2023 Report Share Posted February 15, 2023 The wife asked me if I had gotten her Valentine's day gift yet... I said "you haven't used the mop I gave you for Christmas yet"...! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rico Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWB Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 Son: “Dad, I want to be in politics when I grow up.”Dad: “Are you insane? Have you completely lost your mind? Are you a moron?”Son: “Forget it, there seems to be too many requirements.” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWB Posted February 24, 2023 Report Share Posted February 24, 2023 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drroogh Posted February 24, 2023 Report Share Posted February 24, 2023 6 minutes ago, DWB said: Surprised she didn’t come back with olive oil! 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rico Posted February 25, 2023 Report Share Posted February 25, 2023 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWB Posted February 26, 2023 Report Share Posted February 26, 2023 Here's a few for y'all... 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Hoopsier Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 I ate a kids meal today at Mcdonalds Oh man, we he pissed. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rico Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWB Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 Little Jonny at Walmart with his dad.They get into the checkout line behind a VERY overweight woman . Little Jonny says, "Holy ****, dad. Look at the SIZE of that broad!!Dad shushes Jonny. "Quiet, son. It's very impolite to refer to a persons' weight now-a-days.""But DAD! Look at her. She's freakin HUGE!"Woman whips around and gives Jonny a glaring look.Just at that moment, her phone starts beeping."LOOK OUT DAD! SHE'S BACKING UP!" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DWB Posted March 6, 2023 Report Share Posted March 6, 2023 Gov't Logic.... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IUaic Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 On 3/1/2023 at 6:41 PM, rico said: Someone should have stayed in his truck! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lostin76 Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 On 3/5/2023 at 10:55 AM, DWB said: Oh man, that is me behind a group of latte folks. It’s also why I hardly ever buy coffee when I’m out and about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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