Jump to content

Comic relief


Recommended Posts

12 hours ago, Joe_Hoopsier said:

The Dr said I needed a prostate exam, but I couldn't afford to pay for it.

I ended up just buying some single ply toilet paper and accidentally doing a self check......... Multiple times.

Remember a guy telling the story of some engineers trying to finish balance the gyroscope of a guided missile. They were arguing about how they needed to take millionths of an inch off here and  there to get the perfect balance. An old machinist walked over and said do you know what a millionth of an inch is? Said it’s when your finger pokes through, no matter how many times you wash your hands you still have that smell that’s what a millionth is!

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 2 weeks later...

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...