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When asked the question "Tenderloin or short rib?", the correct answer is "Yes".

The rankings don't make sense. Dakich doesn't make sense. Is this like one of them there math problems where I subtract two negatives and wind up with a positive, right?

Global warming my slightly oversized white backside

And at that time, the Mavs were still owned by Ross Perot Jr, and Mark Cuban's net worth could still be measured in millions.

Collard greens, much like any other green, can actually be made edible with copious amounts of bacon grease, onions and vinegar.

Looks as if it......wait, what were we talking about?

Here's how the NBA schedules games. They lock 10 monkeys in a room with 83 pounds of ripe bananas. The logos for each team are painted on the walls. As the monkeys start flinging poop at the walls, they record which logo it hits in order, and voila! NBA scheduling.

I only looked up a handful, but the ones I looked up... United Center and American Airlines Center (Dallas) are 50/50 jointly held between the basketball and hockey franchises. Rose Garden, Scotiabank Centre and Madison Square Garden are held by their basketball tenants' corporate parent. Barclay's Center, Toyota Center, Spectrum Center (Charlotte), AT&T Center (San Antonio), and American Airlines Arena (Miami) are owned by the local municipality. TD Garden and Staples Center are owned by different corporations.

He does appear to be mooooving pretty well there.

Quad, not calf. Slightly (sarcasm) more critical and painful than a calf injury.

Gotta wonder how much gas EJ has left in the tank.

Oh I know. I just never pass up a chance to make a West Virginia joke. Hey, I live in Kentucky. Legally, we're only allowed to make fun of West Virginia, Arkansas, Mississippi and Alabama (if it's not college football season on the latter).

"Best" truck stop in West Virginia? If you leave a truck stop in WV without dysentery and/or the clap, it can be considered "best". And yes, the 2nd part of that and/or takes out the one where 5fouls' ex wives #'s 3,5 and 7 "work".

Double edged sword. Less body mass means less strain on the lower body joints. If they're able to avoid catastrophic injuries, little guys don't wear down as fast as big men. Edit: And worst case, he becomes more of a spot up shooter. Nowhere near as dominant, but like him or not (and I fall more towards the latter), you have to admit, dude is a damn sniper from deep.

Or is Steph their Brady?

I'm no fan of them either, but you have to admit, put the right lottery level forward with Curry/Klay, flip Green for 1-2 other assets/cap space....could be worse.

They could well wind up like San Antonio: a season in the basement and wind up with a lottery pick (Duncan) to fold into an otherwise pretty solid team.

Oh really? Challenge accepted if I'm ever in that area of Florida. Edit: These? Oh yes, challenge accepted. Pretty sure I could put the depicted tray away and ponder seconds.

Never knew peanut butter fudge was a Kentucky thing. One other from the list I've had: Missouri's gooey butter cake. Very much a St. Louis thing, and one not to miss. It's up there in terms of unhealthiest things you could eat, but well worth it.

No, but Lexi had Dr. Phil's mustache for some reason.

I had a dream involving a foursome and Lexi Thompson once. Didn't involve golf though.

In his defense, she does have a wicked crossover.

I think the Kings would be opposed to the Pacers doing that.

Par for the course for what passes for journalism nowadays.

Interpretation of the headline: Troy Williams was one of the players that was either signed or waived on Saturday