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There was a time when I probably had 80% of that special memorized, including the timing. That was the '90s equivalent of Eddie Murphy Raw.

A) I laughed way harder than I should have at this. Well done. B) Can't help but think of Chris Rock's riff on Marion Barry. "Smoked crack, got his job back. Who was he running against? What was the other guy on....heroin? *slurred speech* Vote for me! Vote for me! Don't vote for crack, vote for smack!"

Dallas only offered him a 1 year contract. Sacto offered him 2 years guaranteed.

+1 Dude has mental discipline and determination beyond belief. And I would love to know what it's like to be able to legitimately think "Well, my NBA season is done, I'm laid up after surgery and can't work out.....think I'll cut an R&B album."

Strippers with meat and pastry over their nipples. Kinky. What do they use in Louisville? Italian sausage?

Had grandparents that were ethnic Lithuanian. No stranger to Baltic/eastern Russian culture here.

Basic Ruski breakfast: black bread, butter, sausage, tea. Nip of vodka optional, but not discouraged. Hey, it's winter there for 10 months. Gotta keep warm. 😉

As with anything Russian, the level of excitement is directly related to the amount of Vodka.

Da! Russian pancake, somewhere between a crepe and a typical American pancake.

Very kulturny

Does Bobby Valentine's fake glasses/nose/mustache count as street clothes?

Today I learned you can go to Lexington KY and order a "Country Fried Ho" 7 days a week.

Chaos is the law of nature, order is the dream of man. - Henry Adams

And the Lord said unto Moses, "Hold up dude, I forgot one. Commandment 11: Unto you, I bestow my finest gift: bacon. Honor it by consuming as much as possible."

Should have taken the next step: coat the whole thing in funnel cake batter and deep fry it. Then top with melted butter and powdered sugar. Bonus points if you use pure lard for the frying.

West Virginia: Fried Squirrel Nothing says West Virginia like roadkill.

Christ almighty.... Alabama: Banana and mayonnaise sandwich I'm honestly at a loss as to which Joe Dirt/trailer park/inbred redneck comment to make following that.....and this is coming from a resident of Kentucky, so God knows I have plenty of ammunition.

"If it's so important, whyd you throw it? *sigh* Humans....." Fetch, not so much. Now, drop so much as an ounce of hamburger on the kitchen floor, and mine turns into a laser-guided missile. She could be sound asleep on the other side of the house and that piece of hamburger might last two seconds on the floor. The fact that she's down to somewhere between 33 and 50% of her sight due to cataracts makes it that much more impressive to watch.

It's funny how some dogs seem to be born with the "fetch" instinct and some aren't. In addition to Arielle (dog in my previous post), we had one of her older sisters (Addison, died 2 years ago). Biological sisters, different litters. Addison was a fetching MACHINE. Balls, her Kong, whatever stuffed toy she hadn't destroyed, sticks...anything. And I can count on one hand the times she quit before whatever human was playing with her. She had been doing that since the time she was 6 months old. Arielle....zero desire to play fetch, even as a pup. She might bring something back once, then just lose interest and lay down. Now, she'd chase her sister or my sister in law's dog as long as they would run.

Would I take a OAD if it meant a national title.

Not making the comparison yet, but there was one kid that came in with that attitude that now plays his home games about an hour north of B-town.

A) Kid gets it. B) Thank you Romeo.

Because that would mean Dakich would have actually planned to say something objectively positive about IU. And that's either the 4th or 5th sign of the apocalypse....right before the locusts, I think.